Harvey Weinstein Again Found Guilty Of Criminal Sexual Assault
There once was a movie mogul, so sly,
Found guilty of charges, oh my!
Acquitted on some,
But the jury was numb,
Unable to reach a third, they did try.
There once was a movie mogul, so sly,
Found guilty of charges, oh my!
Acquitted on some,
But the jury was numb,
Unable to reach a third, they did try.
There once was a governor named Newsom
Who fought Trump’s troop deployment, so gruesome
He cried out in dismay
And went to court to say
“State sovereignty’s sacred, don’t consume!”
There once was a president stern,
Who said states should pay on their own.
If a governor fails,
To cover their trails,
Perhaps they should not hold the throne.
There once was a pontiff so grand,
His shout-out to hometown was planned.
On social media’s sphere,
It caused quite a cheer,
For his words traveled all across the land.
There once was a company named Midjourney
Accused of bootlegging, they say
Their business model attacked
The creative community, in fact
Bringing the magic of movies at bay
There once was a VP named Lee
Who knew not the show he would see
He claimed ignorance, quite bold
About the musical untold
Yet off to the theater went he
Despite pushback from leaders, they’ll arrive,
In the city within days, they’ll contrive,
Their plans are set,
No stopping them yet,
They’ll be here, it’s no use to deprive.
There once was a man quite astute,
Who said protests just weren’t acute.
He claimed they were mild,
Not wild or too riled,
No need for the troops to commute.
There once was a host in the night,
Who gave Fox News a terrible fright.
He tore into their story,
Of protests with glory,
In Los Angeles, they didn’t get it right.
There once was a reporter, so bold,
Whose words left the White House aghast,
He criticized the president and Miller,
Facing blowback with no filler,
“I can’t wait to get at it,” he told.