Harvey Weinstein Again Found Guilty Of Criminal Sexual Assault

There once was a movie mogul, so sly,
Found guilty of charges, oh my!
Acquitted on some,
But the jury was numb,
Unable to reach a third, they did try.

About 500 National Guard Troops In LA Are Trained To Accompany Agents On Immigration Raids

There once was a governor named Newsom
Who fought Trump’s troop deployment, so gruesome
He cried out in dismay
And went to court to say
“State sovereignty’s sacred, don’t consume!”

Trump Says He’ll Start ‘Phasing Out’ FEMA, Reduce Federal Aid After Hurricane Season

There once was a president stern,
Who said states should pay on their own.
If a governor fails,
To cover their trails,
Perhaps they should not hold the throne.

Pope Leo XIV Brings Chicago Style To The Vatican With His Choice Of Hat

There once was a pontiff so grand,
His shout-out to hometown was planned.
On social media’s sphere,
It caused quite a cheer,
For his words traveled all across the land.

Disney, Universal Slam AI Company As ‘Bottomless Pit Of Plagiarism’ In Scathing Lawsuit

There once was a company named Midjourney
Accused of bootlegging, they say
Their business model attacked
The creative community, in fact
Bringing the magic of movies at bay

‘So Cringe’: JD Vance’s Theater Joke Falls ‘Incredibly’ Flat On Social Media

There once was a VP named Lee
Who knew not the show he would see
He claimed ignorance, quite bold
About the musical untold
Yet off to the theater went he

Marines Deployed To Los Angeles Will Be Able To Detain Civilians

Despite pushback from leaders, they’ll arrive,
In the city within days, they’ll contrive,
Their plans are set,
No stopping them yet,
They’ll be here, it’s no use to deprive.

LAPD Chief Shuts Down Trump Claim About City Needing National Guard

There once was a man quite astute,
Who said protests just weren’t acute.
He claimed they were mild,
Not wild or too riled,
No need for the troops to commute.

Jimmy Kimmel Busts Fox News With A Blunt Reality Check About Its Trump Coverage

There once was a host in the night,
Who gave Fox News a terrible fright.
He tore into their story,
Of protests with glory,
In Los Angeles, they didn’t get it right.

Terry Moran Reveals What’s Next After Donald Trump Slam Led To Exit From ABC News

There once was a reporter, so bold,
Whose words left the White House aghast,
He criticized the president and Miller,
Facing blowback with no filler,
“I can’t wait to get at it,” he told.

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