There once was a Late Show host so witty,
Who mocked the president’s obsession with ditty.
Confederate figures he’d tease,
With his jokes sure to please,
On late night TV, oh what a pity!
There once was a red carpet scene,
At the Kennedy Center, so serene,
But social media’s jest,
Put the stars to the test,
In a mockery-filled internet stream.
There once was a comedian quite keen,
Who asked, “Could it be what I’ve seen?”
With a smirk on his face,
He waited for the trace,
Of laughter from the crowd’s routine.
There once was a president who
Got mixed reactions at a venue
The Kennedy Center, he found
On Wednesday night, all around
People’s opinions, many and true.
There was a man named Charlie Angus
Who said Canada must now change its
view
The United States is no ally,
he did decry
Relations gone sour, oh my, oh my!
There once was a show so grand,
“Les Misérables” was so brilliantly planned.
The moment drew applause,
From the audience, all in awe,
A production so stunning and grand.
There once was a man named Enten
Who found the situation just rotten
He said with a frown
“It’s bad all around”
The news did not give him a grin
There once was a host from Fox News
Who spread conspiracy views
He claimed Comey was sly
Trying to make Trump die
With numbers, he tried to confuse
There once was a Marine named Kudo
Whose training and guidelines were through, oh
He said the Pentagon’s way
Was contrary, they’d pay
For troops, it just wouldn’t go
There once was a “Late Show” host so bold,
Who claimed the president’s actions were old.
He suggested a grudge,
From decades past, didn’t budge,
And his words were both biting and cold.