There once was a Fox News alum
Who tore Markle to shreds, twirling her thumb
For sharing a video old
Of her dance with husband bold
While waiting to give birth, so glum
There once was a boy with great glee,
His mom let him walk to the store free,
With his brother so bold,
Their adventure, he told,
A new taste of freedom, you see.
There once was a lawyer from Florida
Whose actions caused quite a brouhaha
Accused of posing a threat
To justice, as the Bar did fret
Now his reputation’s in a dilemma
There once was a deputy in haste,
Who caused quite a racial stir in his chase.
He detained a man wrong,
And now must be strong,
In a time of increased profiling disgrace.
There once was an inspector who found,
At Trump’s club, a chef quite unsound,
No knowledge of safety,
In the kitchen, quite hasty,
His expertise nowhere to be found.
There once was a CEO who’d heard,
Of asylum-seekers detained, absurd!
ICE denied the claim,
But the truth’s not the same,
200 sitting in limbo, undeterred.
There once was a man named Rogan
Who weighed in on the billionaire’s slogan
Mid-podcast he said
“His talk’s off his head”
A supporter of the president, his log on.
In Los Angeles, on a Friday so dread,
Immigration enforcement agents led,
Their actions were harsh,
Left many hearts scarred,
As they carried out orders they were fed.
There once was a senator named Chris,
Who refused to give Trump any kiss.
He said, “Never will I say
What the administration wants today,
I’ll stick to my principles, I’ll never miss!”
There once was an Olympic gymnast so bold,
Who criticized a swimmer, we’re told.
She put her on blast,
For her anti-trans cast,
In sports, a controversy, so cold.