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There once was a group called MAGA,
Who targeted LGBTQ like a jaguar,
Their attacks were severe,
Causing much fear,
But the community stood strong, not a scar.

A journalist from Britain, so bold,
Prepared for his trip, or so I’m told,
Like heading to North Korea, he planned,
With a burner phone in his hand,
His caution a sight to behold.

There once was a Texan who’d speak
On “The Weeknight”, his voice was unique
He slammed Trump’s new tariffs
With passionate barbs
On MSNBC, he let out a critique

There once was a lad from Brazil,
Detained by ICE to his ordeal,
At age 7 he came,
To the U.S. his aim,
Marcelo Gomes da Silva’s tale is surreal.

There once was a president in dread,
Thinking things could get scary ahead,
Before the third of November,
Oh, what a dismember,
In 2026, he’s filled with much dread.

There is a real reason, said Musk
On X he did not hesitate to discuss
His falling out with Trump
Left secrets in a lump
The public has not seen a fuss

There once was a killer CEO,
Who considered a different foe,
But he thought it was wrong,
To harm people for long,
So he let that idea go.

There once was a town with great pride,
Celebrations where all could reside,
In communities resistant,
Their DNA persistent,
With LGBTQ+ folks by their side.

There once was a man named Mohamed Soliman
Who yelled “Free Palestine” with a plan
He threw Molotov cocktails
At those making loud wails
While hostages were held in Gaza’s span

There once was a student so sly
Accused of creating deepfakes, oh my
Images of girls so young
His actions stung
Now he must face the consequences, oh why