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There once was a school named Harvard,
Trump’s actions they found quite absurd,
They rejected his demands,
Now facing reprimands,
Illegal retaliation stirred.

There once was a congresswoman bold,
Who to Lutnick did firmly scold,
“You can’t grow bananas,
In the land of Americana,”
Tariffs on fruit must be told.

An attorney for the mother said,
The girls might still be alive, it’s been said.
If an Amber Alert,
Was issued at the start,
Their fate might have been less dread.

There once was a man named Carl Higbie
Who thought the bond was crappy, you see
Between the billionaire and the prez
Their relationship was a mess
A scenario that caused him to decree

There once was a girl named Alyssa,
Explained why the post was so “damaging” to the president, a real crisis.
In the midst of his wild,
Breakup with a billionaire child,
Her words left no room for disguises.

There once was a man, Michael Kosta,
Who spoke of a split, quite the most-a,
Between wealthy man and president,
Crazy circumstances, so evident,
In a limerick, the story we toast-a.

There once was a chief named McManus
Who made a decision too hasty for us
He confessed with chagrin
“It was way too soon to begin”
Now he faces the media fuss.

There once was a late night TV host
Whose battle was better than most
He showed the world how
And took a big bow
For putting on quite the great roast

A CNN anchor quite keen
Said Trump wants in the zeitgeist to be seen
His presence is grand
In the media’s hand
But some see it as quite obscene

That’s true, that’s true,” Trump later admitted to Friedrich Merz,
In discussions with him, he confesses with ease.
He’ll be sure to win,
And Merkel’s rule will rescind,
As his power continues to increase.