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There once was a host of Late Show,
Who found plot twists in the chaos,
Unexpected, a surprise,
In the midst of all the lies,
Bringing laughter wherever he goes.

There once was a member of Congress,
Whose comments caused quite a ruckus,
The Late Night host did exclaim,
With shock and some disdain,
For shame, for shame, for shame!

Seven presidents in public housing,
Were shocked by the list now arousing,
Their names backing Cuomo,
They said “No, no, no!”,
Their support for him surely was drowsing.

There once was a Late Show host so grand
Who found a plot twist quite unplanned
In the middle of chaos
He uncovered their flaws
And left us all in awe of his brand

There once was a host from MSNBC,
Who called the president ‘vulgar,’ you see.
A lump of a man,
In the host’s grand plan,
His words caused quite a frenzy.

There once was a person so tense,
Who moved through the stages with no pretense,
From denial to acceptance,
With anger in attendance,
Finally finding some peace, immense.

There once was a bill by Trump,
Tax cuts for all, a big jump,
But deficits will soar,
By $2.4T, and more,
In ten years, the country may slump.

There once was a man named Bartkus,
Who caused a fertility clinic ruckus,
In an attack so unkind,
He left nothing behind,
As the explosion left him lifeless.

There once was a journalist old,
Who rejected a gift, truth be told,
From a colleague at CNN,
Live from Lindell’s den,
In Colorado, the story was told.

A man named Anthony Reyes
Said he wanted to spread the good ways
He planned to marry
Trump’s granddaughter, Mary
But the police put an end to his craze