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There once was a lad named Keishan Scott,
In South Carolina, his place was sought,
A landslide win,
For this young kin,
Now in House of Reps, he’ll give it a shot.

There once was Rep. named Garcia
Learned a lot from Kamala Harris he say
Co-chaired the campaign
Now has political gain
In the spotlight he’s found his own way.

A judge made a move that was bold,
To halt a deportation, we’re told,
On Wednesday’s fine night,
He set things to right,
For the man and his family, behold.

There once was a star of “50 Shades”
With a Coldplay singer she swayed
At a yoga studio so chic
In Malibu they did seek
Their love in the spotlight displayed

There once was a team from ICE,
Who raided two restaurants, not nice,
Residents fought them with might,
Despite flash-bangs in the night,
San Diego stood up, paid the price.

There once was a woman named Lakshmi
Who resigned amid controversy
Her recommendation to vaccinate
Was reversed, what a twist of fate
Now she’s off, feeling quite sorry

There once was a man named Joe Biden
Who claimed he was always decidin’
He said with some flair
“I made choices with care!”
But some folks found his words confidin’

There once was a congressman from Penn,
Who cared more ’bout Musk than Trump back then.
In Elon’s good graces he’d stay,
Ignoring Trump’s dismay,
For the congressman, Musk was the win.

There once was a man named Harry Enten,
Who critiqued a billionaire’s contention,
That the GOP’s views
Were not in the same groove,
His analysis caused some dissension.

There once was a McMahon named Linda,
Who promised to look into the agenda.
To the House committee she’d say,
“I’ll get back to you another day,”
Her response left them with a dilemma.