There once was a man named Lindell
Who violated a court order as well
He posted online with zeal
And interviews did reveal
His attorneys argued, but time will tell
A judge on Wednesday sided with Trump,
Leaving students feeling a big thump,
Those in Texas without papers,
Now face uncertain capers,
Their future, now in a real slump.
Former Missouri Sec, Kander, so bold,
Smacked down defense sec, so we’re told,
Called the order “immature”,
For the LGBTQ+ fixture,
In a limerick, his stance he did mold.
There once was a senator quite contrary,
Exposed Trump’s program, it was scary,
It would harm the working stiffs,
Across the country, what a whiff,
Their livelihoods left quite wary.
There once was a proposal so grand,
Targeting twelve countries, so grand.
To revive a policy old,
From his first term we’re told,
A contentious move in demand.
There once was a man named Mike Johnson
Who told a billionaire what he’d done
He said, “Shove your tweets!”
To the man’s great defeat
Encouraged by Kosta, the fun.
There once was a governor from New York,
Whose opponents did constantly talk,
Sexual harassment and more,
They tried to even the score,
But his lead in the race still did rock.
There once was a host on late nights,
Said the president’s ways were no longer right,
He noticed a change,
In recent days, quite strange,
And now the news is in great heights.
There once was a Trump ally so bold,
His admission made jokes unfold,
On social media’s feed,
It became quite a screed,
As punchlines and memes took a hold.
There once was a writer so bright
Who avoided a MAGA fight
On Bill Maher’s TV
He refused to agree
And got a long call from Trump that night.