There once was a late-night host named Dave,
Who refused to let a billionaire behave.
He wouldn’t let him wiggle,
Or out of trouble, finagle,
And kept him in line, his dignity to save.
There once was a man in charge at the station,
His administration faced devastation,
Alyssa Farah did say,
In a somewhat dismay,
Of Trump’s reign without explanation.
There once was a MAGA Republican
Confusing all commenters, a plan
With policies unclear
Causing quite a big fear
In the end, their views no one can span.
There once was a man named Kramer,
Who sent out a message to voters,
He orchestrated it all,
To thousands, big and small,
Now he’s in trouble, the poor bloke is in hot waters.
There once was a press secretary
Who accused a broadcaster with much glee
Of spreading misinformation
Causing a big sensation
In the Trump White House, oh so freely.
“That’s how you know they hate him,”
Said the “Late Night” comedian,
With jokes that were keen,
His humor was clean,
In limericks, he was supreme.
There once was a comic quite smart,
Who gave the MAGA leader a start.
In a post-election jest,
He tried to suggest,
Humor can heal a divided heart.
There once was a case so grand
Where reverse discrimination took a stand
The Supreme Court’s decree
Made it clearer to see
That proving it now is less bland
There once was a woman named Tammy,
Whose remarks left critics quite clammy,
They cringed at her words,
And flew off like birds,
For her opinions were often quite spammy.
There once was a late night host
Who gave Musk a reality roast
He spoke about the president
With a message quite evident
In the end, it was all just a boast