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There once was a GOP senator,
Whose support for a bill was a center,
David Axelrod took a stand,
And gave her a reprimand,
For risking health care for millions to render.

There once was a Lt. Gov. named Delgado,
Who decided to launch quite a crusado,
Against his boss’s lack
Of leadership track,
In hopes of things getting more bravado.

There once were some lawmakers who said,
The bill could leave millions in dread.
Slammed for the fallout,
Of Medicaid, no doubt,
Their concerns were widely spread.

There once was a man named Jeffries,
Who found DHS actions quite dreary,
Handcuffing a staffer,
In Nadler’s office with laughter,
He criticized loudly and clearly.

There once were some agents so bold
Who in Nadler’s office did hold
A staffer in cuffs
Their actions caused huffs
And scandal is what they now behold.

There once was a guy who would mention,
A term that the president did mention.
“He’s 100%,”
Says Harry, content,
As Trump feels a wave of dissent.

There once was a lawyer named Cohen
Who warned Trump of what he didn’t knowin’
He said with a grin
“A storm’s comin’ in”
But the president’s actions were still flowin’

There once was a Senator, so bold
Whose actions were brash, I am told
A critic inquired
With their words so fired
“Are you aware of the role you hold?”

There once was a billionaire tech,
Whose source was a fact-checker’s speck,
The New York Times journo,
Called him “mostly” the return-oh,
A limerick’s ending to wreck.

There once was a president bold
Who shared a conspiracy, I’m told
About Biden and schemes
That were all just daydreams
His claims were outrageous and cold.