There once was a niece of the president
Who found his proclamations unpleasant
She flagged a huge problem
With his latest kingdom
And now they’re in quite a predicament.
There once was a leader named Schumer,
Accused of being anti-Semite humor,
The president’s claim,
A political game,
In politics, things can get murkier.
There once was a critic who found
A strange post that left him astound
He said, “It’s one of the weirder things
From this account that it brings”
In the online world, oddities abound
There once was a Texan who said,
“The math ain’t mathin’ here,” he pled.
In a House hearing he spoke,
With numbers that broke,
Leaving confusion and dread.
There once was a socialist so bold,
The president called him a Communist mold,
But the truth was untold,
He was not quite that cold,
Just a man with views leftwardly scrolled.
There once was a billionaire man,
Whose wedding in Venice began.
Locals faced high housing costs,
Overtourism and climate’s loss,
Amazon’s founder caused quite a span.
There once was a late night host,
Who scolded his audience with boast,
“No, you grow up!” he said,
With a shake of his head,
His jokes were the ones that we loved most.
There once was a CNN star
Frustrated, he couldn’t go far
The president’s heat
Made him feel defeat
For a story on Iran’s scar
The president said, “We’re warriors, yessir!”
For ‘obliterating’ Iran’s nuclear fear
But reports were quite mixed,
Some facts were nixed,
At NATO, the truth did appear.
There once was a bear named Tundra
Whose canine tooth now shines like a wonder
In northeastern Minnesota’s zoo
A silver tooth gleaming true
A first-of-its-kind procedure to ponder