GOP Rep Calls For Zohran Mamdani To Be Denaturalized, Deported Over Old Rap Lyric
There once was a member from state,
Who faced Islamophobic hate,
Republicans did assail,
An assemblymember frail,
A barrage of attacks, their fate.
There once was a member from state,
Who faced Islamophobic hate,
Republicans did assail,
An assemblymember frail,
A barrage of attacks, their fate.
There once was a man with a dream,
To challenge two foes in a scheme,
Zohran and Eric he’d face,
In a political race,
His options were more than they seem.
There once was a host of renown,
Who criticized the president’s gown,
He said with a frown,
The administration’s shown,
The fragility that needs to be thrown.
There once was a judge named Kennedy
Who warned of “freedom” so heavily
In his ten-minute speech
He urged all to reach
For justice, so all could live peacefully
There once was a boy seeking asylum
With his mother and sister, they did come
At their hearing, they appeared
But were swiftly ensnared
Arrested, their future quite grim
There once was a legend so key,
Who named albums for memory.
Each artist he’d find,
In life intertwined,
With periods that he’d come to see.
There once was a man named Paul Rieckhoff
Who called out the defense secretary for a scoff
Using a “very dangerous shield”
During a press conference field
In Iran, where tensions were high and rough.
There once was an actor quite clever,
Who had advice for dealing with power,
He said to stay calm and not cower,
When facing a leader like the president,
Just handle with grace and endeavor.
There once was a man who did say
“I’ll communicate in a new way”
His Republican mates
He hoped to create
Understanding through words that convey
There once was a press secretary, named for her comments so irony. Mocked for her words, in the White House absurd, peak irony, she faced quite the cacophony.