GOP Rep Calls For Zohran Mamdani To Be Denaturalized, Deported Over Old Rap Lyric

There once was a member from state,
Who faced Islamophobic hate,
Republicans did assail,
An assemblymember frail,
A barrage of attacks, their fate.

Andrew Cuomo Isn’t Taking Himself Off The New York City Mayoral Ballot: CNN

There once was a man with a dream,
To challenge two foes in a scheme,
Zohran and Eric he’d face,
In a political race,
His options were more than they seem.

Jon Stewart Nails Exactly Why Trump Officials’ Iran Responses Go ‘Beyond The Silliness’

There once was a host of renown,
Who criticized the president’s gown,
He said with a frown,
The administration’s shown,
The fragility that needs to be thrown.

Ex-Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy Sounds Alarm On These 2 Threats To Democracy

There once was a judge named Kennedy
Who warned of “freedom” so heavily
In his ten-minute speech
He urged all to reach
For justice, so all could live peacefully

6-Year-Old With Leukemia In Immigration Detention After Family’s Arrest At Courthouse: Lawsuit

There once was a boy seeking asylum
With his mother and sister, they did come
At their hearing, they appeared
But were swiftly ensnared
Arrested, their future quite grim

Paul McCartney Reveals His Top 3 ‘Favorite Albums By Other People’

There once was a legend so key,
Who named albums for memory.
Each artist he’d find,
In life intertwined,
With periods that he’d come to see.

Army Veteran Hits ‘Thin-Skinned’ Pete Hegseth With A Blunt ‘Wish’

There once was a man named Paul Rieckhoff
Who called out the defense secretary for a scoff
Using a “very dangerous shield”
During a press conference field
In Iran, where tensions were high and rough.

‘Kimmel’ Guest Host Diego Luna Hits Trump With Frank Reminder Of 1 Huge Failure

There once was an actor quite clever,
Who had advice for dealing with power,
He said to stay calm and not cower,
When facing a leader like the president,
Just handle with grace and endeavor.

Dem Sen. Patty Murray Trolls Donald Trump With Hilariously Brutal Taste Of His Own Medicine

There once was a man who did say
“I’ll communicate in a new way”
His Republican mates
He hoped to create
Understanding through words that convey

Karoline Leavitt’s ‘Have To Save Face’ Jab Instantly Backfires

There once was a press secretary, named for her comments so irony. Mocked for her words, in the White House absurd, peak irony, she faced quite the cacophony.

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