There once was some outages of power,
During heat waves, they did turn sour.
It’s a dangerous plight,
In the dead of the night,
Beware, danger lurks in that hour.
There once was a press secretary,
Whose style was quite contrary,
Some likened her to state media,
Like the ones in North Korea,
Her briefings left many wary.
There once was an actor named Kimmel,
Who started a new agency brimful,
With his sidekick Guillermo,
They offered to help people go,
Escape from their lives, it’s not sinful.
There once was a senator so keen,
Who grilled Vought with questions so mean,
About budget cuts made,
Mistakes, he displayed,
In Trump’s administration, it seemed.
There once was an administrator bold
Whose analogy critics did scold
For CMS she did speak
But her words were too weak
In limericks her story is told!
There once was a president with a plan,
To bring back an old-fashioned brand,
But the idea went awry,
And he couldn’t deny,
That his throwback title was not grand.
There once was a “Late Show” host quite merry,
Who celebrated the former New York governor’s loss in the mayoral primary;
With wit and with glee,
He poked fun at the spree,
For the host, it was all quite legendary.
Two golfers were struck by a spark,
While playing out on the course after dark,
They were hit by the blast,
But declined to be passed,
To the hospital – that was a lark!
There once was a president, dear
Whose words brought the public some fear
Admitting the fight
Was tricky and tight
On social media, mocked, jeered
There once was a viral video,
Of road closures that caused quite a show,
The extreme heat did mess,
With infrastructure, no less,
In multiple states, it did throw.