There once was a man named Enten,
Who discussed the president’s action.
He said the polling is vital,
To understand what’s so crucial.
In military matters, we gain traction.
There once was a gov named Cuomo,
Backed by Dems high and low,
But defeated he was,
By a newcomer, no buzz,
Left-wing victory did bestow.
There once was a Congresswoman Crockett,
Who thanked the Dems’ witness, no pocket.
She quizzed her on the GOP moves,
Understanding “the assignment” in grooves,
In the Capitol, politics docket.
There once was a host named Emily
With opinions that caused a melee
Critics were irate
As they debated her fate
For showing two views on TV.
There once was a man named Connolly,
Whose accounts were quite folly,
Critics called out the move,
Said it was not smooth,
After his death, it was melancholy.
There once was a candidate so bright,
Whose rooftop party was a delight.
As the cheers erupted in glee,
His lead became clear to see,
On that memorable Tuesday night.
There once was a star named Andor,
Said he’s on Trump’s radar for sure,
With a smirk on his face,
He’ll remain in that place,
In Trump’s thoughts, he’ll forever endure.
There once was a president whose take
Was so botched, it went viral, for goodness sake!
His words thunderously loud
Drew a jeer from the crowd
Now his gaffe is the internet’s new bake.
There once were some pundits so right
Whose anger caused quite a big fright
Mamdani’s win
Made their heads spin
Cuomo’s loss kept them up all night.
There once was a Late Show host so bold
Who claimed the president’s comment told
Volumes of truth, so clear
In five lines, we hear
The meaning that the host extolled.