While the settlement’s details were sealed,
Personal happiness was revealed,
Professional success,
And peace, no less,
For the former couple’s new deal.
There once was a man named Rick Wilson
Who understood why Trump’s brain was nil, son
Co-founder of Lincoln Project, he knew
The president’s thoughts were askew
Consumed by matters that made him feel ill, son
There once was a president in a huff,
Who claimed drug prices dropped, but it’s a bluff.
His numbers were off,
And it left people scoffed,
For his bragging was nothing but fluff.
There once was a man named Josh J,
Mocked the president in every way,
His attempt was insulting,
To distract from Jeffrey Epstein,
But the truth came out anyway.
There once was a Late Show host in need,
Who spotted a message, indeed,
On the president’s feed,
It was bizarre, yes indeed,
In shock, he took to the lead.
There once was an actor-comic,
Whose vested interest was atomic.
He needed the answer,
To avoid disaster,
His fate hung on the outcome, iconic.
Altman said with a frown, “It’s insane,
To keep doing that, it’s a shame.”
At a Fed Reserve meeting,
His words were not fleeting,
A crazy thing, he did exclaim.
There once was a probe in Jax
Sheriff’s office on internal tracks
Investigation took place
To uncover the case
In search of the truth, no lax.
There once was a show called Kimmel
The president’s words were not so simple
He suggested it would end
Just like Colbert’s, it would bend
But fans hope it’s all just a dimple
There once was a president bold
Who shared a fake video, we’re told
His predecessor in chains
For treason, he blames
A scandal that’s sure to unfold