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There once was a chef in the city,
Co-host of a show, what a pity,
Found dead in her place,
No smile on her face,
In June, she left us, what a ditty.

There once was a man named Hasan,
Who faced a self-proclaimed fascist con,
He left the debate quite stunned,
Usually not one to shun,
But for once he was left with no plan.

A man tried to kill Trump, oh my!
In court, he’ll represent himself, why?
A bold move, some might say,
But it’s his right to play,
In Florida, where laws let him try.

There once was a senator so bold,
Who questioned the president cold,
He asked about CBS,
Ending “The Late Show” success,
Intrigued by the tale that was told.

There once was a man named Rhodes
Who joined a chorus of MAGA foes
They were angry, you see
That Trump didn’t set them free
With more info on Epstein’s dark woes

There once was a president who knew
Of pressure from Epstein’s vile files in view
A new rule was made
To give these files aid
As the world watched to see what he’d do.

There once was a committee so grand,
Told federations to follow the demand,
Trump’s order they must obey,
In the sports world they play,
For compliance, they must take a stand.

There once was a man named Trump,
Who took over an arts institution with a thump.
His tribute was blatant,
And caused much debate in,
But his power continued to jump.

There once was a man named Carr,
Whose words were quite revealing by far,
He commented on CBS’s choice,
To end “The Late Show” with a voice,
In a limerick he stood up to spar.

There once was a person who vowed,
No secrets were lost, he avowed.
No classified data,
Took a hit in this fatale,
Told Bloomberg, so we’re all uncowed.