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There once was a man named Epstein
Whose spelling caused quite the din
E-p-s-t-e-i-n
He spelled it again and again
But still some confusion crept in

A strategist, Democratic and bold,
Said reasons to use the message are untold,
Clear, forceful, and full-throated,
For candidates devoted,
In campaigns, this tactic could unfold.

There once was a filmmaker named Gunn
Whose superhero movie was spun
It sparked a debate
On Fox News, they did prate
About being “SUPERWOKE” and shunned

There once were detainees in fear,
Denied vital meds they held dear,
Lagging responses in need,
For insulin, they’d plead,
Their cries fell on deaf ears, oh dear.

There once was a host named Dave,
Whose show was a late-night rave.
When the network said no,
He decided to go,
And left fans feeling quite brave.

There once was a man with a plan
For his electric car, it began
The outcomes were dire
His future was on fire
Implications, oh my, what a stand!

There once was a host on TV,
Who brought a choir you see,
To spread inspiration,
To media corporations,
The “Daily Show” host did decree.

There once was a “Late Show” host so bold,
After the president’s words were told,
He hit back with a smile,
For a little while,
And his show remained in the fold.

There once was a White House aide
Whose comments caused quite a tirade
He got hit with a shock
Over an iconic block
And quickly found himself dismayed

There once was a VP in a bind
A punchline in a post so unkind
From Trump’s son it did come
An accidental outcome
In politics, no one is blind