‘Kimmel’ Guest Host Alan Cumming Goes Scorched-Earth On Trump: ‘Wake Up, America!’
There once was an actor so bold,
Who shared a statistic we’re told,
He stood up for the rights,
Of the transgender sights,
A defender of truth, we uphold.
There once was an actor so bold,
Who shared a statistic we’re told,
He stood up for the rights,
Of the transgender sights,
A defender of truth, we uphold.
There once was a president sly
Who tried to distract and decry
The anchor did say
In a limerick way
That his tactics were just a lie
There once was a press secretary
Whose one word caused such hysteria
Her critics went wild
As they all compiled
To attack the poor secretary
There once was a man named Howard,
Who spoke with the president in bed,
They chatted each night,
‘Twas quite a sight,
As secrets were shared and then said.
Jon Stewart, Seth Meyers, John Oliver,
Late Show’s skit with Jimmy, they all explore,
Famous faces unite,
For a joke that’s just right,
Their humor we simply adore.
There once was a president who claimed,
The case outcome was firmly preordained,
Many did scoff,
At his comments so off,
For justice must never be maimed.
There once was a man named Trump,
Who treated his fears like a lump.
He’d hide and he’d flee,
As plain as can be,
In fear, he would always jump.
There once was a star from “The Newsroom”
Who chatted with MSNBC’s Nicolle
About the president’s reelection
And all that Americans have lost
In the process, a story quite grim
There once was a man named Trump,
Who shared a fake video with a jump.
Of Obama’s arrest it did claim,
By FBI agents in the game.
But the truth left many feeling stumped.
There once was a TV dad named Bill,
Who said his heart was grieving still.
With Phylicia Rashad,
From the show they once had,
He claimed to be fatherly, but did he fulfill?