Chelsea’s Photo After Trump Gate-Crash Is Being Read As A Master Class In Subtle Shade

There once was a team from the cup,
Online rumors tried to stir up,
No president was nixed,
But the critics are fixed,
On the image choice, they won’t let up.

Fox News Star Hits Trump With A Cold Truth About His Relationship With Vladimir Putin

There once was a man named Trump,
Who wouldn’t admit to a dump.
Brit Hume spilled the beans,
And bursted his dreams,
Now Trump looks like a chump.

Seth Meyers Stunned By What Trump Just Called His Supporters: ‘Why Are You So Weird?!’

There once was a Late Night host,
Who pondered what mattered the most,
He asked of a scandal so grand,
Which would sweep across the land,
In search of the scandal, he’d boast.

Rock Band Rips Kristi Noem’s DHS For Using Its Song With NSFW 3-Word Demand

There once was a band quite renowned
Who the Black Rebel Motorcycle Club found
Using their song with a frown
Said, “God’s Gonna Cut You Down”
They made sure their rights were sound

Rep. Maxwell Frost Shares Ominous Findings From ‘Alligator Alcatraz’ Visit

There once was a Floridian man
Who visited a detention plan
He said, “we can’t sanitize”
The conditions that arise
In this dreaded immigrant land

Measles Cases Could Cost the U.S. Its Elimination Status. Here’s What That Means.

Losing status is quite a blow,
Getting it back is no easy show.
It’s a feat that’s quite tough,
The process can be rough,
But once achieved, a great high you’ll know.

Cuomo Stays In NYC Mayor Race As Third-Party Candidate

There once was a gov from New York
In politics, he tried to make his mark
But after the loss
He announced with emboss
“I’m in it to win it,” he did bark

Democrats Push For House Vote Forcing Pam Bondi To Release Epstein Files

There’s a question Rep. Khanna explored,
As to who the rich are adored,
He demanded to know,
Who’s protected, and so,
His words left the powerful floored.

Supreme Court Allows Trump To Lay Off Nearly 1,400 Education Department Employees

There once was a man called Trump
Who wanted to make a bold jump
The Supreme Court said fine
To lay off a line
Now his plan can go with a thump

Trump Mocked For Claiming ‘Big Beautiful Bill’ Helps Ugly Rich Guys Stay Married

There once was a man named Trump
Who cried out for the rich with a thump
But the people just sighed
His plea was denied
For his words were met with a hump

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