Top DOJ Ethics Adviser Says Pam Bondi Fired Him
There once was a man named Tirrell
Advising on ethics quite well
To department heads
He’d offer wise meds
Joseph’s insights they’d always compel
There once was a man named Tirrell
Advising on ethics quite well
To department heads
He’d offer wise meds
Joseph’s insights they’d always compel
There once was a man named Joe,
Whose ratings were sinking low.
Harry Enten did say,
He’s doing bad in a big way,
In the polls, it’s a terrible blow.
A man named Jaime Alanís,
His death in a raid caused much strain,
Immigrant communities feel the pain,
Dangers of such raids, a stark remains,
Trauma and fear, the aftermath stains.
There once was a poet and wife,
Their love tested by cancer’s strife,
In a film to unfold,
Their story retold,
On Apple TV+ this fall, watch their life.
There once was a man Wilder, so bold
Confronted agents, stern and cold
They changed the goalposts
When he questioned their boasts
Now this story will forever be told
There once was a press secretary so bold
Whose claims about the president were told
But met with disbelief
Causing much grief
In the White House, the story is old
There once was a Rep. named Lawler,
John Berman made him holler,
“Why cover this waste?”
In a limerick’s embrace,
‘Twas a colossal time-wasting dollar.
There once was a famed economist
Who said things were beginning to twist
For a reason so damning
The world felt like scamming
As the truth slowly started to consist
There once was a host from “Daily Show”
Who said Trump’s supporters would know
The other side of the chief
Would bring them relief
In seeing a new side will show
There once was a Late Show host,
Who said with a smirk and a boast,
“This can only mean one thing,”
As he danced and did sing,
His humor was loved coast to coast.