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There once was a lawyer so bold
Who heard a suggestion quite old
From the president’s lips
He gave some sharp quips
And stood his ground firm and controlled.

There once was a person of faith
Who spoke up in church with great grace
“God is in control,” they’d state
But the crisis they couldn’t abate
So they spoke up, firmly in place

There once was a chief named Bacon,
Whose crew faced a scene quite forsaken.
People hung out of windows,
In need of some heroes,
Their rescue was not to be mistaken.

There once was a board that was conservative
They hit the president with a truth quite abrasive
His tariff strategy was a mess
They couldn’t help but confess
In the paper, their words were pervasive

There once was a spokesperson who cried,
That AOC should get help, implied.
For her Trump Derangement,
Was quite a strange arrangement,
But AOC just took it in stride.

There once was a man named Stephen,
Whose feelings were easily strewn.
The Constitution caused him pain,
But California’s governor was not fain,
“Sorry, cry harder,” was his tune.

There once was some weather severe,
That paused the search, oh dear!
Since July Fourth floods,
Filled with sorrowful studs,
At least 129 lives disappeared.

A young man from Tampa, Sayfollah,
Faced a nightmare that caused great horror,
His family in grief,
Called it beyond belief,
An unimaginable nightmare, for sure.

There once was a camp named Mystic,
Regulators removed buildings simplistic,
From flood map with care,
So they could expand there,
Now the camp’s growth is futuristic.

There once was a park that felt strange,
with a mention restored, a welcome change.
The National Park Service heard the roar,
and fixed the error, that made hearts sore.
Now visitors can enjoy without range.