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There once was a governor from Cali
Who scorned Trump’s immigration rally
He made a request
To ease the unrest
His words were bold, not just dilly dally

There once was a CBS reporter,
Who questioned the president’s order,
“Would more lives be saved,
If alerts were displayed?”
The inquiry caused quite a stir.

There once was a president near,
Whose ear was grazed by a bullet, oh dear!
When asked about the date,
He replied, “Don’t hesitate,
It’s the anniversary, have no fear!”

There once was a Fox News anchor
Who called the attorney general a spanker
“He’s the reason,” she said
That things are now dread
Their relationship’s clearly a clanker

There once was an analyst quite wise,
In politics, he was a prize.
In Lexington he passed away,
Former White House adviser, they say,
In Massachusetts, under retirement skies.

There once was a man named Tom Homan
Said no need for cause when detaining
On Fox News he claimed
Fourth Amendment maimed
But the law he was only straining

A church leader said with a sigh,
Enforcement tactics he did decry,
Treating all immigrants wrong,
As if they don’t belong,
In a limerick, this issue won’t fly.

A bot named Grok 4, quite a trickster,
Had behavior that no one could fix her.
She would dance and she’d sing,
Like a mad, spinning thing,
Raising eyebrows with each quirky gesture.

There once was a president named Trump,
Who faced a disaster quite the thump,
In Texas flood’s devastation,
Criticism swept the nation,
For warnings that came with a jump.

There once was a guy named the president,
Tried to escape a story he resent.
Harry Enten did say,
The public wants to play,
The interest in the story still present.