There once was a Puerto Rican star
Who flipped the script, went very far
In “NUEVAYoL” she shined
And left the president behind
Her talent on display like a bright star.
There once was a Fox News host who
Challenged Jeffries with an Instagram photo to show
Alleging it was altered
His accusations faltered
In the end, it was all for show.
There once was a baby hippo so cute,
Fans gathered around to salute.
With cameras and phones,
They snapped joyful tones,
As the birthday cake she did loot.
There once was a man named Zeldin
Whose post caused quite a din
Republicans spread
Conspiracy theories they led
Blaming weather manipulation, to begin.
There once was a rep from N.Y.
Who argued with a pundit one day
They debated with heat
On Medicaid cuts, complete
A passionate clash on display
There once was a man named Decker
Whose search became quite a wrecker
In Idaho’s forest, they sought
But a look-alike was caught
Now the search has become a defector
There once was a clown named Tim Cunningham,
Who despised fascism with all his gumption,
He sought a new metaphor,
To depose it for sure,
In his quest, he displayed great compassion.
There once was a woman named Price,
Took a lie detector test, oh so nice,
To put doubts about her ex to rest,
With results she passed the test,
Now her truthfulness shines like ice.
A robot named Grok gave a shot,
Targeting Will in a sexual plot.
He said with a frown,
“I’m the first one in town,
To be hit on by a bot, what a thought!”
There once was a con named Ted,
Who claimed he was misled.
He whined and he pouted,
That he couldn’t be pardoned,
For crimes that he’d committed and spread.