There once was a prof from Michigan,
Whose worries were quite the conundrum,
He updated TACO,
With concern in his motto,
For what’s next could be quite a big one.
There once was a Python star named John,
Who jabbed at Health and Human’s Don,
He also took aim,
At Kennedy’s fame,
With humor and wit, he went on.
There once was a man named Mohn
Who shot his poor father at dawn
He chopped off his head
And then he proudly said
Look on YouTube, it’s all there, don!
There once were steel bottles so grand,
Sold at Walmart throughout the land,
Since 2017 they’ve been there,
Hydrating folks everywhere,
A sturdy choice, always in demand.
There once was a man named Abrego,
From a Tennessee jail he might go,
The Trump admin’s unsure,
Where he would endure,
His fate up in the air, don’t you know.
A man named Dick Eastland was found,
Swept away by a current profound,
With his son by his side,
They tried hard to abide,
But the water was swift, and they drowned.
There once was a man named Schulz,
Who regretted his vote with much woe,
He said, “I voted for none of this,”
But for Trump, he sealed his bliss,
Now his regret continues to grow.
There once were some protesters quite wary
In Camarillo, they stood quite contrary
They faced off with might
Against federal plight
In a tense standoff, quite legendary
There once was a cringe-worthy spat,
That on social media fell flat,
It went viral, oh my,
But soon passed by,
Leaving us all feeling quite glad.
Officials called the outcome a blessing
After fearing much worse, they were stressing
The situation was dire
But the results were higher
And now they can breathe with less pressing