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There once was a Barbie so fair,
With a device for blood sugar to care,
An insulin pump at her side,
She could keep her health steady tide,
A doll with features beyond compare.

There once were some people with thoughts,
In their minds, a whole tangled knot,
They pondered and mused,
Their brains were thus used,
Till they found the solutions they sought.

There once was a podcaster named Bet-David
Who on Fox News unabashedly raved
He criticized the administration
For their poor handling of a situation
In a limerick his views were conveyed

There once was a GOP lawmaker
Who said, “Who’s to blame?” with a sneer
He claimed it’s the losers
Who choose such accusers
In politics, blame is their savior.

There once was a debate that unfurled,
Trans girls’ advantages, some hurled,
They argued unfair,
In sports, not rare,
Physiological differences swirled.

There once was a first daughter from West Virginia,
An Olympian struggling with sobriety,
In the clip she appeared,
To be quite endeared,
But the tests she did not pass with propriety.

There once was a bishop named Clyde,
Who against Trump’s raids did decide,
He stood up and spoke,
And his message awoke,
In defense of the immigrants’ side.

There once was a man named Trump,
Obsessed with him, the insurrectionist clump.
Mentally held hostage, a wreck,
Sucking him dry, what the heck,
In his obsession, he fell in a slump.

There once was a man named Trump,
Whose presidency caused quite a thump,
Updates we sought,
As we eagerly fought,
To keep up with each latest jump.

There once was a Governor named Abbott
In Texas, where floods hit, he felt the hot spot
Over 160 were gone
In the flood, they were drawn
A tragedy that cannot be forgot