There once was a girl named Kaylee
Whose supporters gave money so freely
For a trial that’s not in sight
Now the funds are in a plight
No justice, just funds wasted sadly
There once was an actor so bright,
Found dead in Malibu one night,
At the age of sixty-seven,
His time in Hollywood heaven,
Now his legacy shines with great light.
There once was a director of rings
Who loved the moa with its wings
He partnered with a biotech team
To fulfill his grand dream
Of bringing back extinct things
There once was a man quite vocal
Who claimed he could run it so good
In the nation’s capital stood
But the people were doubtful
Of promises that seemed so fanciful.
There once was a man named Diddy,
Whose sentencing day was not pretty,
For his federal case,
Brought him much disgrace,
On Oct. 3, his fate was not so witty.
There once was a camp called Mystic,
Whose emergency plan seemed so simplistic.
Inspectors approved it with ease,
But then came the flooding, oh please!
Over 27 lives were lost, so pessimistic.
There once was a man named Trump’s predecessor,
Their friendly chat caused quite a stir.
Debate and speculation were rife,
About their private exchange in real life,
The center of controversy, that’s for sure.
There once was a man named Terry,
Whose film was quite scary.
The president’s mishap,
Made him claptrap,
Turning the world upside down, contrary.
There once was a move causing stress,
For immigrants facing egress,
Risk of removal so real,
Their fate they must appeal,
Leaving families in great distress.
There once was a governor from CA,
Whose tour sparked rumors all the way,
He may run in 2028,
For the highest seat, so they say,
In the White House he hopes to sway.