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There once was a comic named Ronny
Who said he’d been ghosted by no one, he
A conspiracy theory
Had left him dreary
But his jokes brought the laughs, like a party

There once was a leader named Jeffries,
Who had some bold and clever ideas.
He said with a smirk,
“We’ll tattoo Trump’s work,
On each Republican who cheered it, hee hee!”

There once was a review, quite keen,
Which found Biden’s spending routine,
Just under half came from Joe,
Or investments to show,
Domestic growth was their main theme.

There once was a host on TV,
Who mocked the president with glee.
Explaining a word,
Was all that he heard,
And his laughter filled the country.

There once was a director named Catherine
Whose “mini” gesture caused quite a sensation
Compared to males she found
Her privileges were bound
In Hollywood’s gender discrimination.

There once was a broadcaster named Kay
Who saw a wild shot one day
He exclaimed, “Goodness me!”
At Cal Raleigh’s spree
As the Yankees had quite a display

There once was a plan for 2024,
Harris aimed to zing Trump and more.
But in the end, she held back,
Did not give him a smack,
Perhaps saving it for a future encore.

There once was a president who
Went off on wild tangents, it’s true
At Tuesday’s meeting so grand
He veered off course, unplanned
His ramblings were quite the to-do

There once was a year called 2025,
With cases that continued to thrive.
Surpassing the old record,
It’s left many floored,
Despite being just halfway alive.

There once was an actor who’d proclaim,
To support his home state was his aim.
With an Oscar in hand,
He made a bold stand,
Encouraging all to do the same.