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There once were events in SoCal,
Canceled or postponed, one and all.
Local officials did hear,
Resident concerns clear,
Now empty is the event hall.

There once was a teen named Zane Wach,
Who suffered from altitude sickness and felt a rough patch,
From a cliff on Mount Whitney,
He fell down quite quickly,
Now his family mourns his sad, tragic catch.

There once was a man named Musk,
Whose investors began to fuss.
They wanted him to stay in his lane,
And stop the political campaign.
But Musk’s ambitions would not be dusk.

There once was a store called Costco
Selling clothes that were trendy and showy
Like Lululemon they seemed
But were shoppers just dreaming?
On social media, the debate grows.

There once was a candidate bold,
Who denounced the president’s hold,
Threats of arrest and scrutiny,
On citizenship, how could he,
Stand tall, in the face of lies untold.

There once was a man named the president
Who threatened to deport with intent
Ruth Ben-Ghiat called him out
For causing citizens doubt
In limericks, his actions are lamented

There once was a man from Idaho
Who felt they had dealt him a blow
“My family’s been failed,”
Steve Goncalves wailed,
To NBC his grievances did flow.

There once was a show called “60 Minutes”
That settled a lawsuit with no limits
Now Paramount’s for sale
They’ll soon set their sail
And hope for some lucrative digits

There was a similar incident between the two last year,
Causing quite a bit of fear,
They argued and fought,
But eventually sought,
A resolution that brought cheer.

A far-right lawmaker’s boyfriend then chimed
In with views that were harsh and unkind
Their words caused a fight
And stirred quite a plight
As tensions flared up, unconfined.