Youth Baseball Coaches Caught On Video Apparently Running Naked In Front Of Kids

There once were two coaches, so fired,
The league’s wrath they now both acquired,
Escalating the case,
To law’s swift embrace,
Their actions left them undesired.

Measles Outbreak Hits Another State

There once was a case count so sly,
Approaching a 30-year-high,
The U.S. was alarmed,
As the numbers swarmed,
In a pandemic that seemed to defy.

Man Stands By Trump Even After ICE Detained His Iranian Wife

There once was a man who said, “Gad,
Trump’s not trying to do anything bad.”
Defending the prez,
He caused quite a fuss,
Ramping up fears that he had.

Dan Rather Calls ’60 Minutes’ Settlement A ‘Sell-Out To Extortion By The President’

There once was a journo from CBS,
Whose anger caused quite a mess,
Paramount’s ‘kneeling down’,
To Trump made him frown,
His disappointment he couldn’t suppress.

CNN Reporter Perplexed By How Diddy Supporters Are Celebrating Verdict

There once was a trial in New York,
Where the crowd shouted, “It’s not RICO, it’s freako.”
Laura Coates did note,
The scene was remote,
In the court with chaos as the show.

Virginia Won’t Fully Enforce State Law Banning Conversion Therapy For LGBTQ+ Minors

There once was a group quite concerned,
About counselors who must be unturned,
From therapy talk that is bound,
To change what was found,
Now they’re free, a settlement was earned.

Nancy Mace’s ‘Perverse’ Migrant ‘Dream’ For Own State Gets Slammed Online

There once was a Republican from South Carolina
Whose social media post caused quite a drama
It was called “disturbed”
And “vile” as it’s heard
His actions were deemed grotesque with so much trauma

Iran’s President Orders Country To Suspend Cooperation With UN Nuclear Watchdog

There once was a group called the IAEA,
Watched Iran’s nuclear program in dismay,
Suspension was announced,
They waited, pronounced,
For news on what it meant that day.

Bryan Kohberger Pleads Guilty To Murdering 4 Idaho College Students

There once was a man named Kohberger
Avoided death penalty, so clever
For stabbing four students dead
Guilty he said, hanging his head
In Idaho he’ll be there forever

James Carville Fears Election Tampering From Trump: ‘I Don’t Put Anything Past Him’

There once was a strategist bold,
Who forecasted Trump would be told,
To read the writing on the wall,
Before the midterms did fall,
And cling to power, so we’re told.

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