There once was a board that was conservative,
Claiming a plan would end up in water.
They feared it would die,
But with hopes held up high,
Their worries were proven improper.
There once was a White House secretary
Whose words were met with much fury
Her praise for detention
Drew harsh condemnation
For describing it quite “sickening” truly
There once was a man named Stuart Stevens
Who made a prediction quite grievous
About Donald Trump’s daughter-in-law
He said she’d be in for a fall
His words were quite harsh and not specious
There once was a chair named Jerome,
Trump’s criticism cut to the bone.
In a note he did write,
His anger took flight,
The Fed chair was left all alone.
There once was a man named Sykes,
Who warned of potential strikes.
If the legislation passed,
The impact would be vast,
He cautioned of potential dislikes.