Diddy’s Mom Calls Hip-Hop Star’s Crimes ‘Terrible Mistakes’ In Plea For Merciful Sentence
A mogul of hip-hop renown
Now faces a sentence brought down
His lawyers now plea
For a penalty to be
Just 14 months, to lessen his frown
A mogul of hip-hop renown
Now faces a sentence brought down
His lawyers now plea
For a penalty to be
Just 14 months, to lessen his frown
There’s one thing that fills them with dread,
Sonnendfeld’s remark’s what he said,
More than anything else,
Worries them, he tells,
Their minds filled with fear and with dread.
There once was a montage that aired,
Showing GOP’s words, how they fared,
Contrast stark with the president’s deeds,
The truth of it all, now it reads,
In actions, the difference declared.
There once was a man named Trump,
At the UN he began to thump,
Boasting of achievements grand,
And criticizing the world body’s stand,
A feckless institution he did stump.
There is no precedent they fear,
Fox News contributor made it clear,
Jonathan Turley’s words rang,
For what they’re doing, it’s a strange thing,
In the media, it’s all they hear.
There once was a woman named Kamala,
Whose support was rather lukewarm, uh huh.
For Zohran Mamdani, not a fan,
In the New York mayoral plan,
Progressive star, she couldn’t give a hurrah.
There once was a Trump scion, convinced
His “eye-opening” product, a prince
Critics, however, were not
Convinced by the plot
His claims left them totally wince
There once was a Republican from South Carolina,
Tried to make a political drama,
But Mayor Muriel Bowser,
Wasn’t having that closure,
In Washington, D.C., where crime was the trauma.
There once was a man named Harry Enten
Who found that Republicans were winnin’
Despite the low rate
Of the president’s fate
On major issues they were not spinnin’
There once were some folks who would say,
The White House’s guidance, no way!
They pointed to harms,
Of fevers and charms,
Unproven, they had their own sway.