There once was a president who swore,
Threats at a memorial, what for?
His speech was all politicized,
Religious leader criticized,
Trump’s tribute was met with uproar.
There once was a man named Trump,
Whose visa fee plan made folks jump.
Tech execs and investors, so mad,
To social media, they all had,
Condemnation for the new bump.
An earthquake with quite a sharp jolt,
Awakened the Bay Area adult,
With a magnitude of four point three,
It shook them with glee,
Leaving them wide-eyed and bolts.
There’s a phrase that makes bullies flee,
Said the host on “Last Week Tonight” TV,
In a message quite direct,
To Bob Iger, he did reflect,
With those words, the bully did flee.
There once was a rocker named Paul,
Who wrote “I Fought the Law” as his call.
With hundreds more songs,
His legacy prolongs,
A vintage rock star after all.
Here’s what I actually said,” the journalist captioned his post.
To clarify the words he loved most.
His quotes were on display,
In a limerick way,
His message he wanted to boast.
A snarky governor named Newsom
Said, “Thank god they are focused on ’em!”
He mocked the priorities shown,
In renderings that were thrown,
A limerick for all to bestow!
There once was a president bold
Who viewed his opponents cold
A conservative activist
Saw them in a different twist
Their perspectives clashed and were told.
There once was a gunman so vile,
At a wedding he caused such a trial,
In New Hampshire’s embrace,
At a country club place,
One dead, two wounded, in a while.
There once were two folks with injuries
To the hospital they went with ease
Non-life-threatening they say
They’ll be fine in a day
Grateful for their luck, if you please.