Dominican Republic Says It Seized Cocaine That Was On Speedboat Destroyed By U.S. Navy
In a mission that’s truly grand,
US and DR join hand in hand,
Fighting narco terrorism,
In a bold expedition,
Together, they make a strong stand.
In a mission that’s truly grand,
US and DR join hand in hand,
Fighting narco terrorism,
In a bold expedition,
Together, they make a strong stand.
There once was a place called Growler Pines
Where tigers roamed under the sky’s shines
But tours are now off
Not a soul will now scoff
As the preserve takes a break from the lines
There once was a group filled with fear,
Homeland Security wanted to steer,
After teargas was flung,
And protesters stung,
They sought a new place to appear.
There once was a man named Trump
Who wanted to make a big jump
With TikTok in his sights
He mentioned these knights
Murdoch and Dell in his thump
There once was a man named Kirk,
Whose assassination left Trump supporters berserk,
They paid tribute in sorrow,
As political tensions they did borrow,
In the U.S., the aftermath did lurk.
There once was a man named Mangione,
His arrest turned into a showy cyclone,
Authorities were accused of their bias,
They made his arrest a Marvel movie, no less,
Prejudicing his case, he was left to bemoan.
There once was a host named Bill,
Who decried Kimmel’s suspension with skill,
Over comments he made,
About a right-wing crusade,
Oh, the drama, it gives us a thrill!
There once was a doc named Gupta,
Who argued Trump’s H-1B visa fee was corrupt-a,
Once Trump’s out of power,
It’ll impact for an hour,
For now, we must wait and see what will erupt-a.
There once was a state with a ban,
In response to raids by a man,
Wearing masks for arrests,
The people were quite stressed,
In Los Angeles, the troubles began.
There once was a man, forty-two,
Whose death had an unclear view.
An investigation’s begun,
To find out what was done,
And uncover the truth through and through.