There once was a man named Trump
Who threatened the “radical left” with a jump
After Charlie Kirk’s assassination
He proclaimed his frustration
His words causing quite the bump!
There once was a man with such nerve,
Who criticized Trump with a curve.
His departure he made,
And his words quickly spread,
Against the administration he did serve.
There once were two Good Liars so grand,
Back to Manhattan they planned,
In a skyscraper tall,
They caused quite a squall,
Drawing attention to scandals firsthand.
There once was a bill, so precise,
To control the district’s advice.
Lawmakers all agreed,
For justice it decreed,
Their power, they wouldn’t think twice.
There once was a governor named Pritzker
Who spoke of the president’s health picture
He speculated with glee
About his neurology
In a separate conversation fixture.
There once was a Late Show host so bold,
Mocked the president, stories untold.
Over petty grievances, he’d jest,
Poking fun at the man with zest.
In his jokes, the truth was often told.
There once was a lady named Bondi,
Who talked on podcasts so fondly,
But ’til she listened to Kirk,
Her remarks missed the mark,
Maybe she should quit talking so boldly.
There once was a late night host so bold
Who called out the VP, so I’m told
For making a claim that was grand
Outrageous and unplanned
The late night host’s words were pure gold
There once was a man named Timothy,
Who said Democrats’ policies were gimcracky,
Their leadership, he did stress,
Was a total hot mess,
In need of a new strategy.
There once was a host, so bright
Who joked about doing what’s right
The part of him more
Wanted to ignore
But in the end, he saw the light.