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The Fed cut rates with great care,
Two more drops they plan to share,
Labor market’s health,
Is a cause for stealth,
As concerns in the bank’s air.

There once were two creators named Stone
Who announced their show with a groan
Just hours before air
Leaving fans in despair
The episode had to be postponed

There once was a man in the FBI,
Who wouldn’t give answers, oh my!
About Trump and Epstein,
He’d redirect and explain,
Avoiding the truth, oh me, oh my!

There once was a man named Kirk,
Conservative views did he work.
MAGA figures did claim,
“The left” brought him shame,
Celebrating his death, what a quirk!

There once was a man named Tyler Robinson
Who agreed to surrender, the tension was gone
The sheriff was pleased
With the peaceful release
And celebrated the arrest that was won.

There once was a man named Stanley
Who said, “It’s just what we expected, surely”
With a grin and a nod
He praised the work of God
And declared it all quite orderly.

There once was a president roasted,
By Colbert, he was publicly toasted.
On “The Late Show” he’s teased,
For his policies displeased,
His ratings have certainly nosed.

There once was a House speaker stern,
Who wanted the temperature to adjourn.
Critics scathingly said,
That politicians spread,
Violent rhetoric – they must unlearn.

There once was a Late Night host
Who urged the president to boast
“Stop talking about it,”
He said, “No one gives a bit
About that f**king thing you post.”

A presidential plane in the air,
Headed for Britain with great care,
An airliner came near,
Causing some fear,
But both landed safely, no scare.