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There once was a mayor named Adams
In a mansion he held press conferences
He declared his intention
For reelection’s extension
Now he faces the voters’ responses

There once was a user who said
Nobel Peace Prize won’t be in your stead
Rebranding the Defense
As War makes no sense
A winning strategy is better off dead

There once was a patch so grand,
Meant to unite in the land,
For Arab Americans to feel,
Unity and respect appeal,
In the community’s hand.

There once was a president crude
Whose words often left people booed
A military expert found
His comment quite profound
“Even for him, amazingly stupid,” he concluded.

There once was a lawyer named Mark
Whose name caused people to bark
When making reservations
Or business relations
They thought he was pulling a lark.

There once was a man named Hooper Sr.
Wrongfully convicted, it was a blur
After three decades behind bars
He’s now free under the stars
Justice delayed, but finally a stir

There once were some workers so keen,
In Santa Barbara, they were seen,
In a video they posed,
By stains they were enclosed,
On an exam table quite unclean.

There once was a fleet in the south,
With warships that caused quite a mouth,
A new deployment they sent,
Adding to their strength,
In the Caribbean, they’re ready to tout.

There once was a Court of great trust,
But now some Americans disgust,
For siding with Trump,
Causing much of a hump,
Their faith in the Court has gone bust.

There once was a president who lost,
His legal battles at a great cost,
The newspaper did suggest,
He should take it as a jest,
To avoid a reputation exhaust.