There once was a man quite contrary,
Who commented on life so unwary.
Dr. Daskalakis said,
“He’s out of his head,
For he doesn’t know us, no need to be airy.”
There once was a man wrongly sent,
To a land where he didn’t belong went,
Now facing removal once more,
Could be sent to a faraway shore,
A mix-up that caused much torment.
There once were 500 folks detained
By agents, the site they did raid
Hyundai’s EVs
Were made there, you see
South Koreans were most who remained
There once was a man, quite the host,
“He’s like a cornered rat,” said the comedian most,
After the president’s latest bizarre post,
In the spotlight, he’s never lost,
His antics draw laughs from coast to coast.
There once was a key Trump official,
Not exactly a “drag” but beneficial,
Enten did say,
He helps Trump’s display,
No burden, he’s proved quite official.
There once was a man named Tim Miller,
Whose show’s jabs at Trump were a thriller.
He hoped they might pop,
His “bubble of invincibility” atop,
In MAGA, the fans were the swiller.
There once was a show called “60 Minutes”
Whose policy change caused quite a fuss
Critics cried, “They’re caving!”
To Trump they’re enslaving
CBS News now in a pickle, it seems
There once were moms from Venezuela,
Pleading to Melania, oh prima donna,
For help to reunite,
With children out of sight,
Their bond stronger than any dollar.
There once was a pilot named Joe,
Who mushrooms did foolishly stow.
No sleep for forty hours straight,
In the cockpit he met his fate,
And his career took a severe blow.
The first lady said it with care,
“AI should be treated with the same air,
as we do our own kids,
with respect, like they did,
for they’re the future we must prepare.”