Ex-CDC Vaccine Chief Scorches ‘Bigoted Bully’ Rand Paul For Saying ‘Lifestyle’ Disqualified Him From Job

There once was a man quite contrary,
Who commented on life so unwary.
Dr. Daskalakis said,
“He’s out of his head,
For he doesn’t know us, no need to be airy.”

DHS Warns Kilmar Abrego Garcia He’ll Be Deported To Tiny African Country, Calls Fears ‘Hard To Take Seriously’

There once was a man wrongly sent,
To a land where he didn’t belong went,
Now facing removal once more,
Could be sent to a faraway shore,
A mix-up that caused much torment.

What To Know About The Massive Immigration Raid At A Hyundai Plant

There once were 500 folks detained
By agents, the site they did raid
Hyundai’s EVs
Were made there, you see
South Koreans were most who remained

Rosie O’Donnell Skewers ‘Deranged’ Trump After Wild Threat

There once was a man, quite the host,
“He’s like a cornered rat,” said the comedian most,
After the president’s latest bizarre post,
In the spotlight, he’s never lost,
His antics draw laughs from coast to coast.

CNN Data Chief Names ‘Most Popular’ Trump Cabinet Member — And The Results Are Surprising

There once was a key Trump official,
Not exactly a “drag” but beneficial,
Enten did say,
He helps Trump’s display,
No burden, he’s proved quite official.

Ex-RNC Spokesperson Spots How ‘South Park’ Is Making A ‘Real’ Impact On Trump’s Base

There once was a man named Tim Miller,
Whose show’s jabs at Trump were a thriller.
He hoped they might pop,
His “bubble of invincibility” atop,
In MAGA, the fans were the swiller.

CBS News Changes ‘Face The Nation’ Interview Policy Following Kristi Noem Complaints

There once was a show called “60 Minutes”
Whose policy change caused quite a fuss
Critics cried, “They’re caving!”
To Trump they’re enslaving
CBS News now in a pickle, it seems

Deported Venezuelan Mothers Ask Melania Trump To Help Reunite Them With Their Children

There once were moms from Venezuela,
Pleading to Melania, oh prima donna,
For help to reunite,
With children out of sight,
Their bond stronger than any dollar.

Ex-Pilot Accused Of Trying To Cut Engines On Passenger Flight Agrees To Plea Deals

There once was a pilot named Joe,
Who mushrooms did foolishly stow.
No sleep for forty hours straight,
In the cockpit he met his fate,
And his career took a severe blow.

Melania Trump Says Children Must Be Prepared For Artificial Intelligence: ‘The Robots Are Here’

The first lady said it with care,
“AI should be treated with the same air,
as we do our own kids,
with respect, like they did,
for they’re the future we must prepare.”

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