There once were some leaders so sly,
In Black Lives Matter they did lie,
They took all the cash,
And made quite a dash,
Now Justice Dept. wants to find why.
There once was a VP who’d declare,
Of friendship with her, he’d take care.
But he admitted with shame,
He’d let her down in the game,
And hoped to repair the despair.
There once was an anchor so bright,
Who may soon switch roles in the night,
Variety’s report did say,
A new position on the way,
A change in the news division’s sight.
There once was a group’s president quite bright
Who denounced “attacking our friends on the right”
He urged for peace and respect
To avoid any bitter effect
And strive for understanding and insight.
There once was a host named Dana Bash
Who questioned Johnson with a flash
“Why draw the line?
For food, it’s not fine
To cut subsidies in a rash”
There once was a lad named Rodriguez
Found dead from a drug overdose
At nineteen his life was lost
His family’s hearts were crossed
Leandro De Niro, comatose
There once was a change in the plan,
For work permits in high demand,
Many were put at risk,
With a flick of the wrist,
The administration took a firm stand.
When the officer raised his right hand,
Observers noticed the absence of something grand.
No badge or gun in sight,
Causing quite a fright,
Inquiring minds made a demand.
There once was a candidate bold
Who outperformed the governor, we’re told
In a New Hampshire poll
He scored 4% in the role
A challenger with prospects so gold
There once was a man named Larry,
Who lost his job, life was scary.
In jail he did stay,
For more than a day,
But now he’s free, feeling quite airy.