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There once was a vote on display,
GOP showed dissent on that day.
Trade policies were in sight,
Republicans had a fight,
In the end, they had their say.

There once were two suspects from a crime,
Arrested on that very same time,
With DNA found,
They were tightly bound,
Their guilt was the reason for their climb.

There once was a witty correspondent
Who found one gift quite insolvent
To the president so grand
It wasn’t quite as planned
Now that present seems quite truculent

There once was a host of Late Show,
Who saw something strange on the go,
During the president’s trip,
He let out a quip,
And the audience’s laughter did flow.

There once was a president who’d jest,
Challenged a woman to take a test,
But he called it “aptitude”
Incorrectly construed,
His words put his own skills to the test.

There once was a man named Greg Bovino
Who faced a suspension, oh no!
Before a judge he did meet
In downtown Chicago’s street
His fate uncertain, his future to show.

There once was a Rep. named Himes
Who rebuked Trump’s illegal crimes
He offered a hypothetical
On drug-runners quite regrettable
In limericks, he spoke his mind

There once was a tactic, so sly,
Used by countries, oh my, oh my!
To gain favor so fair,
They employed it with care,
For treatment that’s oh so high!

There once was a lad named Mike
Who was tired and ready to strike
Then Rep. Gomez did inquire
Of families facing a dire
Future without health insurance, oh what a spike!

There once was a book by Karl,
About Trump and his campaign’s wild snarl,
“Retribution” revealed,
The assassination Trump barely sealed,
In America, causing quite a large marl.