There once was a news correspondent,
Who hinted at a twist quite imminent,
In the Trump presidency,
A change of identity,
The future was uncertain and resonant.
There once was a man named Bovino
Who met with the judge, quite the show
Reporting on operations
In Chicago’s locations
Immigration concerns on the go
There once was a man named Fields
Blamed Democrats for food stamp yields
But his support for GOP
Cuts to the SNAP did show
His hypocrisy in fields of green.
There once was a journalist so keen,
Who shared a tale on “The View” screen,
Of a phone call he had,
With Trump, oh so glad,
After the 2024 election scene.
A teacher named Abby Zwerner
Sued the school for not being discerning
Warnings of a gun
Ignored by everyone
Now $40 million she’s been earning
A filmmaker was quick to bemoan
Claims about New York’s mayor shown
Excoriated Cuomo
And the media’s low blow
For “sickening” tales that were thrown
A man from Laos faced deportation,
Despite court order’s clear notation,
He claimed U.S. citizenship,
But faced a harsh trip,
Immigration officials’ firm dictation.
There once was a reporter from Times,
Duped by a Blasio in mime,
Apology came late,
For the misleading fate,
Now they’re cautious of future crimes.
There once was a man named Trump,
Who sought to preserve a lump,
Of monuments to Confederate leaders,
In his efforts, he became the pleaders,
For history’s lessons to not be dumped.
There once was a US Attorney
Appointed by Trump, quite contrary
But legal trouble he’d find
It’s a pattern, we find
For this administration, it’s quite scary