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There once was a giant named Amazon
Cutting jobs was their new plan
Thirty thousand would go
It caused quite a blow
Their corporate staff began to feel wan

There once was a woman from Cleveland
Who in a grocery cart crime did send
She stabbed a young boy
Causing endless sorrow
Now in prison, her life has to spend

There once was a group Democrats wide,
Forced by the far left to decide,
Said Speaker Mike Johnson,
In fear they were crouchin’,
To the left, they all chose to abide.

There once was a fixation so near
On changes the president did steer
His takeover of the board
Left everyone floored
At the institution we hold dear

There once was a lawmaker so bold,
Whose intelligence was often told.
When the president insulted her grace,
She fired back with a smile on her face,
Proving her wit was worth more than gold.

There once was a president who aimed
To have it both ways, he proclaimed.
For the 2028 race,
He’d try to save face,
But his strategy soon was defamed.

There once was a Fox News host named Jesse,
Who found humor in things quite messy.
He laughed at offense,
Causing much pretense,
His actions were far from classy.

There once was an editorial page,
Gushing over the president’s stage.
The demolition and rebuild,
Had a weird passage, they spilled,
In the paper’s peculiar engage.

There once was a man named Trump,
Who went for a checkup, a clump.
Just six months had passed,
Since his physical had last,
He wanted to ensure his health’s hump.

There once was a man named Lankford
Who would get quite apoplectic
He’d fume and he’d fret
But never did let
His anger become an epidemic