The president appeared a little lost
At sea aboard the USS George Washington
He wandered the deck
With a puzzled look, neck
Craned, searching for direction, the cost
There once was a health secretary named Trump,
Whose dedication caused quite a bump,
Awkward moments did arise,
Larry David surmised,
“Curbing enthusiasm” was the hump.
The House is still out of session,
While the president works on trade obsession,
Agreements abroad,
Is his job, oh my lord,
Hope the outcome brings great progression.
There once was a director so clever,
Who said things are more complex than ever.
In the film world’s domain,
He could not explain,
The intricacies that he did endeavor.
There once was a man named Pete Souza
Who called the president a “wannabe king” one day
He criticized with sass
And did not hold back
In limericks, his thoughts he’d convey
There once was a host of late night
Who made the president an offer quite tight
But it’s likely he’ll refuse
With nothing to lose
In the end, it’s all just a fight
There once was a man in the know,
Who said the president won’t go.
No intention to leave,
After the term, he’ll deceive,
The “Daily Show” host has the scoop to show.
There once was a chief analyst from CNN
Explained why the president did begin
Picking fights with Canada
Said it’s totally different, ya
A limerick for this that’s a win
In LA, the Blue Jays did fight
In the World Series game, late at night
Eighteen innings it went
Baseball fans were intent
Dodgers won in the end, what a sight
There once was a man named Mitchell
Who called Hitler a “good guy” with skill
His claim about the president
Was quite a wild event
Proportions biblical, crazy and shrill