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There once was a budget airline
That used a billionaire’s domain
To whack him on the head
Over his online “tantrum” so dread
A scheme that was truly insane

Stocks sank on Wall Street, oh the fright,
Trump’s threats of new tariffs took flight,
Tensions rose high,
Over Greenland, oh my,
In Europe, it’s not been a calm night.

There once was a news site called HuffPost
Faced pressure and threats, it was tough
With support from its fans
It continues its stance
Reporting fearlessly, that’s enough.

A Republican strategist named Ted
Warned his party of Trump’s shaky thread
“For his dwindling backing
Is seriously lacking
Among one group, we must now tread.”

There once were some bank stocks in the red,
Investors were filled with some dread,
As they waited to know
If Trump’s cap would show,
On credit card rates it could spread.

Volatility surged as stocks took a dive,
Treasuries and dollar didn’t thrive.
Trump’s trade war threat,
Caused quite a fret,
In markets where risks come alive.

There once was a pop star so slick,
DHS called her speech “garbage,” quite quick.
Publicly slammed,
For words so jammed,
But she brushed it off with a flick.

There once was a host from CNN,
Who found himself in a protest again,
He was cast as the face,
In this new-found place,
A journalist caught in the din.

There once was a band from L.A.,
Who had something important to say,
At their concert so grand,
They took a strong stand,
Against Trump’s immigration fray.

There once was a man named John Abernathy,
Tackled by agents in Minneapolis city,
He threw his Leica with care,
To keep it safe in the air,
A daring escape, oh what a pity!