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There once was a talk show host
Who said Trump’s year was the most
Exhausting to bear
For all to share
Politics keeping us engrossed

There once was a man named Ty Cobb,
Whose warnings caused quite a mob,
Stephanie Grisham too,
Warned of what Trump may do,
After his rambling press briefing sob.

There once was a president, bold and brash
Warning of a terrible, fiery flash
“If you target me,” he’d shout
“The whole country will be wiped out!”
His words causing quite the clash.

Patients scared, suffering each day,
Missing appointments, physicians dismay.
Failing to seek care,
Leaving health to despair,
In treatment they must not delay.

There once was an attorney interim,
Whose tenure had come to a whim,
Judges questioned her seat,
As she faced her defeat,
Leaving with prospects quite grim.

There once was a man named Houser,
Who said with a bit of a growl,
That law enforcement folks,
Don’t buy the admin’s jokes,
They think it’s all just a big blunder.

There once was a couple so wild,
He and Usha Vance, parents with style,
Expecting their fourth child, a boy,
In July, they’ll welcome him with joy,
Their family growing, all smiles.

There once was an inquiry quite grand
About officials in Minnesota’s land
Did they obstruct and impede
Federal law, plant a bad seed?
In Minneapolis-St. Paul, subpoenas now stand

There once was a rapper named Nicki,
Whose comments on news were quite tricky,
Don Lemon decried,
Her thoughts he denied,
But Nicki Minaj just stayed picky.

There once was a data chief so bright,
Who flagged the Republicans’ plight.
In 2026, he warned,
Their problem was adorned,
With insights to set things right.