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There once was a man named Miller
Whose post caused quite a thriller
It showed lack of insight
Into ‘Star Trek’ quite right
Proving he was no true Trekkie filler

There once was a commentator so conservative
Whose misreading was quite superlative
Critics called it dumb
An unfathomable sum
Of Gov. Walz’s peace call, quite imperative

There once was a woman named Marge,
Who claimed Sinema was in charge,
Of her husband’s affair,
With a brazen, bold flair,
Their marriage left now at large.

There once was a girl who was shot,
The 911 caller was fraught,
“She’s f**kin’ dead,” he cried,
Her life sadly denied,
A tragic end that can’t be forgot.

There once was a critic so stern
Who talked with Gov. Newsom to learn
Republicans, he did say,
Should prepare for dismay,
As failure is what they should discern.

There once was a man named Sykes,
Who exposed all of Trump’s sly tricks.
He took the shine off,
Their “Golden Age” scoffed,
Leaving them in a political fix.

There once was a press secretary so sleek,
Who forgot a thing that was unique,
Only happened last week,
In the White House so chic,
A memory lapse that did peak.

There once was a secretary of press
Whose tirade caused quite a mess
When asked about ICE
She wasn’t so nice
X folks weren’t sympathetic, I confess

There once was a woman named Machado
Who gave Trump a medal, oh, bravo
The Nobel Committee said
“You can’t pass on your head”
But Machado did it, a wild show

There once was a mayor named Adams,
Facing questions and raising alarms,
For launching a new token,
In the crypto world spoken,
Now caught in a whirlwind of qualms.