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There once was a man named Meyers,
Who mocked Trump’s unpopularity with jeers,
He said with a grin,
“He turned a Ford plant in
Oberlin drum circle, it appears.”

There once were some folks intolerant,
Of everything but lactose, they’d rant.
They couldn’t stand noise,
Or people with poise,
Their tolerance level was scant.

There once was a secretary, quite clever,
Who thought the president’s reaction was “in character” ever.
When heckled with glee,
He just let it be,
Showing his calm demeanor forever.

There once was a man named Rick Reilly
Who claimed if you cheat at golf, it’s silly
He said cheat at golf, cheat at life
But the truth always cuts like a knife
So honesty is key, not acting willy-nilly.

There once was a host on TV,
Who finished the prez with a spree,
Of threats and attacks,
In clever word packs,
On “Tonight Show” for all to see.

There once was a tale quite depraved,
In Minnesota, the Star Tribune raved.
Social media slammed,
For the crime that was jammed,
In a limerick, the story is saved.

There once was a late night host, bold and grand,
Who made an offer to the president so grand,
With humor and wit,
He made quite the hit,
In the late night show’s wonderland.

There once was a proposal quite authoritarian,
Critics blasted it as a plan so contrarian,
They said it was wrong,
And didn’t belong,
In a world where freedom is the common denominator.

There once was a host of Late Show,
Who likened an event to a strange glow,
He said, “It was like smoking peyote,
In a store that’s quite dotty,
A PetSmart trip that was quite a show.”

The U.S. AG with assertion,
Said “Bring it on, resistance diversion!”
He’s ready for fight,
With all of his might,
To defend against any coercion.