There once was a senator named Mullin
His comments on CNN were quite puzzlin’
Contradictory he’d speak,
Leaving viewers quite weak,
In an awkward confrontation, he was sputterin’.
There once was a host named MS NOW
Who chronicled a Justice Dept. row
Trump claimed Good was to blame
For an ICE agent’s pain
Staffers fled, couldn’t take it, and how
There once were some folks with complaints,
Who reported Verizon’s restraints,
At 1:11 pm,
More than 130k, then,
Downdetector tallies their restraints.
There once was a senator named Mullin
His comments on CNN were quite puzzlin’
Contradictory he’d speak,
Leaving viewers quite weak,
In an awkward confrontation, he was sputterin’.
There once was a man named Natanson
Who wrote about Trump’s administration
He said they were “reshaping”
The workforce, like scraping
New policies causing frustration
There once were some folks with complaints,
Who reported Verizon’s restraints,
At 1:11 pm,
More than 130k, then,
Downdetector tallies their restraints.
There once was a data chief from CNN
Who found Gallup’s findings within
The Dems are shifting away
From conservative sway
In ideology, they’re ready to begin
There once was a man from Chilmark,
Found on a Monday, quite stark,
In his home alone,
No sound on the phone,
A mystery left with a spark.
There once was a host named MS NOW
Who chronicled a Justice Dept. row
Trump claimed Good was to blame
For an ICE agent’s pain
Staffers fled, couldn’t take it, and how
There once was a girl from LA,
Her dad accused an actor one day,
Of abusing her when young,
A terrible deed he had done,
In a theater for children at play.