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There once was a governor from Cali,
Who heard Trump drop an F-bomb, oh my!
He was quick to retort,
Saying Trump’s speech was short,
In Michigan, the insults did fly.

Firefighters with skills to expose
Sprayed naloxone up dogs’ nose
Oxygen and CPR,
Saved lives near and far,
Heroes in action, they chose.

There once was a man named Dale
Who watched the president pale
He spoke a lot of lies
To the nation’s surprise
At the Detroit Economic Club’s tale.

There once was a worker from Michigan
Who said with no hint of chagrin
That he had no regrets
About ruffling some sets
And he stood by his actions with a grin

There once was a host named Jon
Who called out the GOP’s con
Their hypocrisy clear
In the Epstein case, dear
On “Daily Show” truth he shone

There once was a president, quite admired,
Whose claim about America backfired.
He said what people don’t do,
But the public, they knew,
His words were quickly retired.

There once was a “Late Show” host so bright,
Who highlighted a small “bright side” in sight.
His audience did cheer,
For his words they held dear,
In his studio, all hearts felt light.

There once was a health secretary bold,
Who defended the president’s food choices told,
Shared some medical news,
About the president, to diffuse,
All in a manner quite controlled.

There once was a store quite renowned,
By the rich and famous, it was crowned,
But after COVID’s cruel sting,
Saks felt the pain that it would bring,
Once thriving, now struggling, they found.

There once was a TV host named NOW,
Who called out the president, oh wow!
For flipping off a guy,
At a factory nearby,
In a limerick, we’ll take a bow.