There once was a niece of Trump’s name,
Whose good fortune brought her great fame.
She was stunned every day,
By luck that came her way,
In awe of her life she remained.
A “Late Night” host mocked with precision,
Fox News host’s views on television,
Called them normal, reasonable,
In humor incredible,
The joke sparked a lively division.
There once was a host of Late Show,
Who tried to explain, just so you know,
The president’s move,
Made everyone groove,
With limericks, he stole the show.
There once was a man named Fine,
Whose actions were deemed out of line.
In Florida they say,
He went astray,
His move was called “insane” and “deplorable.”
There once was a host late at night
Who proclaimed with all of his might
“This question’s the key
To all mystery
Ask me, it’s my one guiding light.”
There once was a president quite bold,
Who made a promise, or so we’re told,
But during a sitdown,
With The New York Times in town,
He awkwardly lost track, truth be told.
American officials worry and fuss,
About Chinese espionage, that’s a must.
They fear the threat,
That the Chinese government will set,
But with caution, they hope to adjust.
There once was a host named Fallon
Who imagined Trump at a dentist so gallant
With drills and the floss
He played with the boss
And left with a smile that was valiant.
There once was a suspect of arson
Who targeted a synagogue, parson
The FBI did say
He chose it that day
For it was a Jewish house of worship, harsh one
There once was a rescue dog Aloka
Who joined monks on a long walk,
For peace was their talk
Pet owners offered support to the flock
As they journeyed for miles, no time for a squawk