There once was a president named Trump,
Whose gallery had no text to jump.
On Sunday it was seen,
No words in between,
Just a display that was rather stumped.
There once was a state called Illinois
Where Trump’s tactics caused much turmoil
Pritzker spoke out, saying it’s wrong
The violence must not prolong
Illinois won’t be used as a foil
There once was a teacher so great,
At Robb Elementary’s gate,
A student tried to taunt,
But her patience didn’t daunt,
In control, she did not hesitate.
There once was a chief of data
Who said Americans disagree with Trump, their hater
A feud with the Fed chair
Made their views very clear
In this divided nation they cater
There once was a man named Trump,
Whose threats caused the credit stocks to slump,
The companies fell,
Their profits, oh, well,
Now they’re in a financial hump.
There once was a strike during flu,
Hospitals might have to transfer, it’s true.
Procedures could be canned,
And ambulances be banned,
The situation is quite a to-do.
There once was a man full of sorrow
From the loss of his father tomorrow
No cure could be found
For the grief that he drowned
In memories that he hoped to borrow
A spokesperson from China did say
That the U.S. should not have its own way
In Denmark’s region, semi-autonomous
No pretext for U.S., they’re admonished
Chinese Foreign Ministry had their say
There once were some protesters, so bold,
Who chased a car down the road,
The driver they sought,
But quickly he got caught,
And justice was finally doled.
There once was a tax break, so fine,
But in 2025, the end of its line,
Millions were left in a bind,
Facing hikes, oh so unkind,
For health coverage, they had to resign.